Monday 6 July 2009

Curious Case of Akshay Kumar

Now, I hate Aksha kumar (But still I hate Dhoni more). Perhaps I always had this problem with some of overrated successful people. Dhoni, Aditya Chopra and now Akshay Kumar is new addition to the list.

I watched Kambakhht Ishq last weekend, just the way I watched Tasveer 8*10, Chandani Chowk to ..., Tashan, Singh Is King, Welcome, Bhagam Bhaag and the list continues.
To say the least, Akki your movies sux...big time. It used to entertain earlier (Honestly) but now it irritates to the core. There is a scene in Kambakhht Ishq where you fart on Amrita Arora's face...well I felt the same pain throughout the movie.

If you think everything works under the name of 'entertainment', well then sorry Mr. Akshay Kumar, Tashan and Chandani Chowk would have never bumped on box office. I often wonder Do you select your movies without reading a story just the way you reach to 'Thumps Up' CAN in one of ur advertisement without touching your feet to floor?

Kambakhht Ishq is PAIN...Pain watching Kareena is such a disgusting role, Pain looking at the amount of money spent on such a thankless project, looking at Hollywood starts totally lost in bollwood chaos and they might make their opinion about bollywood from such movie and pain while simply looking at Amrita Arora & Aftab Shivdasani (u just can not tolerate few people.)

Akshay plays Viraj [its the same character as he played in Hey Baby] with a difference that he plays a hollywood stuntman here, Kareena plays Simrita (what an awful name) a part time surgeon and a part time model (how weird is that) Aftab (with 75% increase in muscles) plays Akki's baby brother and Amrita (in bare minimum clothes) plays Kareena's overly dependent friend. and then there are over-aged Silvester Stallon and Denis Richards who hop in second half of the movie. By the second half of the movie, if you are awake or alive. You get to see some Hollywood style stunts, romance and dozens of smooches.

Yes, I forgot few minor details. There is a heart shaped pendent with 'watch' in it, set to ring after every hour with "Mangalam Mangalam...the wedding chant" gifted to Kareena by Kirron Kher (one more Punjabi maa role and I will kill that lady). Kareena accidentally forgets that watch in Akki's stomach while operating him (Hence proved that Beautiful girls do not have brain) and after every Hour it starts alarming and making Akki to go crazy (Hence proved that Akki has no brain). The Doctor (Boman Irani in a thankless role) suggests him that this is a time for him to get marries since this is the wedding chant (Hence proved the writer \directors of the movie do not have brain).
After 2 Hr 30 Minutes of torture you came out of movie hall with no brain.

We have enjoyed brainless comedies before, but KI is cheap, Vulgar (even we wont mind that) and grossly exaggerated.
I don't know how to end this post...but Yes, I hate Akshay Kumar.

3 comments:

Prabha said...

Acha this is the story is it??? Arey this is what Kamal n Simran did in Pammal K Sambandham - Tamil Movie which released 3-4 years ago - Thankfully Kamal is a Kollywood (Tamil Movie industry) stunt man and Simran is a full time doctor - Abbas did the role as Aftab n Sneha as Amrita - Man - That movie was a full time entertainer - Really! Though it sucks for some ppl - But I can imagine how Akshay would have overacted it in :D

I pity - U still have hope on such film directors/actors :D

Bhakti Pingale said...

Forget about the movie, the post is awesomely(I don't know if that's a word!) written!!!!

Bhakti Pingale said...

I specially love the Kirron Kher Part... one more Punjaabbii(read in her accent) maa role and I will kill the lady...

Hilarious!!