Thursday 30 December 2010

2010- Wrap up

Eehhho!! 2010 is almost over, and I am about to finish one of the lamest year I had. India however has grrreat run in almost every department [sarcastic]. Time to wrap up year in my style...co-relating with 2010 Bollywood releases though many of them I am yet to watch.

WE ARE FAMILY - It's all about loving your family, 2010 is a year of scams, starting with IPL and ending note by 2G Raja, This movie however star all the families involved in Adarsh Society Scam and ofcorse Yeduruppa and Sons.

KNOCK-OUT - Can't think of anyone else than Ashok Chavan, Chavan finally have to give away the MAHA CM Lottery that he got twice.

STRIKER - This is solely starred by Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, unexpectedly 2010 turned out amazingest year for Sachin, he scored 200 in ODIs and completed 50 test centuries and continued proving his GOD status in modern day Cricket.

NA GHAR KE GHAT KE - Not sure how many of you heard about this movie, that was based on Bihari couple in Mumbai. However it perfectly suits to Laloo Prasad Yadav and Rabri Devi, they are neither of Central nor of their own Bihar. Many might not agree but Bihar Election 2010 results is very definitive event of this decade.

BADMAASH COMPANY - Pakistan Cricket Board and Pakistani Cricketers...could not think anyone else apt for this title.
LOVE, SEX and DHOKA - My most favorite movie of the year, but here it stars none other than Baba Nithyanand, As per what I saw on youtube, there was NO LOVE but Sex and Dhoka for sure. Still I feel pity about the baba. They are allowed to have sex but surely not the way he did :P

BAND BAJA BARAAT - Shoeb Malik is married, NO he is single, NO he is divorced, Who is Ayesha, did he actually sold video rights to news channel for their wedding ceremony? Sania - Shoeb's wedding was all about band baja and really low on baraat. Finally they are married and we just dont care.

ATHITI TUM KAB JAYOGE - Much against Indian saying of 'Athithi Devo Bhav', Obama's Indian visit turned out to be pain in an ass. 'US president coming to India to explore more job opportunities for Americans' isn't quite rosy picture for Indians. He came, She Danced and they went back. Screwing perfect festive season for Mumbai and promising absolutely nothing for India.

JHOOTA HI SAHI - Lalit Modi is down but certainly not out. IPL scam took India with storm, thanks to more scams to follow Modi is keeping low pro on this list. Jhoota hi Sahi but Modi is kicking some serious ass in legal battle with BCCI.

KHELEN HUM JEE JAN SE - This goes to all the players of Commonwealth Games, yeah at least they put on a great show without any deadline slips. A must mention are Gagan Narang, Somdev and Saina Nehwal.

WELL DONE ABBA - Believe it, this goes to Dhoni, we stayed as number 1 test team in the world and we played like one. Much credit should goes to Dhoni, but WELL DONE is for overtaking Sachin and everyone else in showbiz in endorsement contracts.

GOLMAL - And all the reality show aired this year continued to fake it. Big Boss became more obscene than ever and Rakhi Ka Insaaf broke all the records of how-low-you-can-get-on-TV


PRINCE - As Wikileaks started leaking the great Indian secrets, our Prince of Congress came up with really revolutionary observations, not only that prince charming could not charm bihari elections but also risking  majority of votes now.

ISHQUIYA- Ohh there are many luv storys around but I HATE LUV STORYS, however I can not miss out Shashi Tharoor and Sunanda Pushkar love story. He gave up his ministry, she gave up her share from Cochi franchisee wah! aisa pyar kaha


CLICK - Heard about the movie?? But this year really belongs to Twitter, to bring down Shashi Tharoor and Lalit Modi. That proves that screwing up someone's career is single click away - POST it.

RIGHT YA WRONG - We waited for the verdict for 18 long years, when it came, the entire nation was stand still. Ayodha Verdict came and made me to realize that nothing has changed, still we get equally panic with just a sight of what could possibly happen again. 1/3rd share to each is possibly the smartest decision but alas we are not matured enough to accept it. I am still confused as rest of the nation.

RED ALERT - Naxalism was at it's pick this year, what was more bewildering was the support it has received from scholars such as Arundhati Roy. By the way those who have missed, Red Alert is good movie, in spite Sunil Shetty and Sameera Reddy being in lead roles.

that bring's to the last release of the year. And the TEES MAAR KHAN goes to nothing but Suresh Kalmadi. Now there is enough has been said about him here and everywhere. So my Indian of the year is Suresh Kalmadi.

And there are some striking images of 2010
What a picture!!! Thankfully we got to see many such pics last year. Sachin completing his double ton and keeping his GODhood kicking.

Michelle Obama Doing Koli Dance - Quite enduring
This shocked the nation, BBC released pics of Commonwealth Games Village, something that brought a national shame. One of the lowpoint of CWG 2010

Pathetic publicity gimmick, I still can not bear a site, Akshay Kumar an apologetically shameless with R K Laxman




This is my personal favorite!! look how happy they are
Mumbai Indians had a great run in IPL 3 and specially Bhajji.


Wish to see many more happy pictures in 2011

Happy New Year

2 comments:

pranali said...

Quite an innovative summary of the year :)
Hope to see refreshing posts in new year.

Avinash said...

Hya Harbhajan la tar kahihi akkal nahi..
Harbhajan ani Symonds ata eka IPL team madhe aahet!! I hope to see something more weird in IPL-4!!

-Avinash.