TMK WTF

NOTICE: The sole motive of this post is to keep you as away from thing called TEES MAAR KHAN, not that I did not see this coming but now that I have been through this, it is my utmost responsibility to warn those who can still manage to survive. Please do not watch TEES MAAR KHAN and save the humanity

Remember while you are driving on road and a garbage truck overtakes your vehicle and you have to live with that stuff for a while, till either truck goes away or you hold back. TMK has the same amazing characteristic to stick on with you, even you are very well away from the site of disaster. This is Shirish Kunder's revenge on the world for marrying Farah Khan and Farah Khan's revenge on Shirish Kunder for giving 3 babies at a time. [Those who do not know, Shirish Kunder has written, screenplayed, dialogued, lyriced, background scored, edited, musiced TMK and married to Farah Khan] This is undoubtedly worst Akshaye Kumar movie and that says a lot.

Watching TMK is same as passing from Sion to Matunga in Mumbai local train and watching hundreds of people shitting on railway tracks and that too for 2 long hours. And mind you, there is not a pinch of exaggeration and you will actually see one guy taking crap in paddy field.TMK is mind numbingly dumb movie that makes Welcome and Singh is Kingg masterpieces.

Now enough of metaphors and get back to ripping of movie.
Tabrez Mirza Khan [AKSHAY KUMAR] who learned robbery even before he was born. He can open any lock and ofcorse he is KHANO mein KHAN, supported by lame sidekicks named burger, soda etc [laugh! this is supposed to be funny]
Johri Brothers [MTv twins Raghu and Raghav] appoint TMK for a great robbery where he has to loot thousands of kilos of antics from a running train. BTW these are Siamese twins who talks in unison and this supposed  to be funny.
Anya [Katrina] is struggling actress who does item numbers in movies like SHEELA KI JAWANI,
there are some passing references as well to make you laugh that Chunky Panday acting in movie named CHOLI MEIN HOLI, Akshay Kumar holding a book called MUNNI KI AAG KAB BUJHEGI, a dark colored thief named KOYLA who disguises himself in dark, Hollywood directors named DANNY DOYLE and Manoj Day Ramlan. Are you laughing at these things? NO na? Because this is not funny.
Akshay Khanna plays Oscar crazy bollywood actor, a character is clearly rip off of Anil Kapoor and waiting for his DAY-HO! is only manages to tickle some funny bones.
There is huge supporting cast thats just not support the movie, because the movie has no base. TMK's con acts are not smart enough and the great robbery isn't impactful either.

SHEELA KI JAWANI is ONLY highpoint that gets over in first 15 minutes of the movie. Rest we are left with insufferable trauma. Is movie that bad, YES.
In spite of this you are still booking tickets, make sure you take back up of your brain and soul. Because TMK just might steal it.